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little-purple-people:

silently—drowning:

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time

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thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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outofcontextdnd:

"You lick her face to find out if she’s good or evil. You find out that she’s good; she finds out that you’re a creep."

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

American Tumblr Posts photoset#12

Want see more?

Maple-Freedom-Tea #11

Australian Photoset#13

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upallnightogetloki:

urulokid:

oH YM GOD CONNOR MADE ME A GIF OF THAT GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT

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LOOK AT HIM

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HE KNOWS SOMETHINGS UP MAN

THIS BROTHER AIN’T HERE FOR ALEXANDER PIERCE’S BULLSHIT

ARE WE ALLOWED TO TAKE THIS GIF BECAUSE THAT’S ME LIKE… ALL THE TIME!

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bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

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It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

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grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem

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yaesthetic:

rca-pwnage:

yaesthetic:

tell me im cute then fuck me

I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”

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-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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roboboners:

"im not really into homestuck anymore"

mhm. but where yo ass gonna be after the gigaupd8? we all know u gonna be on mspa reading that shit too

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

francsforthememories:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

On the downside, I’m not that attractive.

On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…

So there’s that…

According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.

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