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guy:

dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

coincidence??? i think not

(Source: guy, via dulect)

wit-up:

humorprince:

can’t we all be rich and have fun together

that is what the kardashian game is for 

(via trust)

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

(via uukaku)

scenicroutes:

"nah we can’t have female leads or characters of colour or gay characters or else our show will bomb"

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(via gaytiers)

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via heckkie)

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(Source: peenslaya, via narulo)

insidiouschris:

coven-of-the-articulate:

this kind of art is so important 

Love this art

(Source: jedavu, via chemicalclowns)

luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

(Source: sprout, via scottish)

galaxie-flower:

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

YEAH WHATS WITH THAT

(via triggerpig)